Happy Valentine’s Day (Saturday), and happy Jane Russell Friday! The only possible way to celebrate this glorious weekend is with one of Jane’s subtext-loaded Playtex bra commercials.
Here, Jane answers a letter from a fan who has just received a marriage proposal and has nothing better to do than write Jane and ask her for an appropriate brand of brassiere to wear under her bridal gown. Jane helpfully displays her Playtex boulder-holder over her arm and declares it a joy “for we full-figured gals who love pretty things.” From there… Well, you’ll have to take it for yourself from there. I’m busy holding up my laptop with one hand.